Published by Skyscape on April 21st 2015
My name is Milo Caro and I have a confession to make.
I’ve been in love with Colton Mathews since I was five. He should have known that sharing a cookie with a sugar obsessed little monster would do the trick–it sealed his fate. So really, the fact that he’s sporting a black eye, a limp, almost got ran over by a car, and was nearly responsible for another person’s death? Right. HIs fault. Not mine.
I made a pact with myself–this weekend would be different. I’d come home for my brothers wedding, smile, and Colton would naturally melt into my arms, we’d get married have five kids, live in a house by the river, and get a dog named scratch (clearly I’ve thought this through).
What really happened? I punched my brother in the face, Colton kissed me and apologized, I lied about having a boyfriend, oh and everyone wants to meet the mystery man.
They say laughter always comes before insanity–ha, ha. All I wanted was my brother’s best friend…instead I’m sitting in prison.
Let this be a lesson to you all…life rarely happens the way you want it to.
Short, sweet and to the point:
Oh. My. GOSH!!!!!!!!
This was freaking HILARIOUS!!!!! Like tears streaming down my face, hilarious!!! RVD can do no wrong!!!! Her humor is so identifiable. Her characters, on POINT. There are so many hilarious scenarios jammed packed in this one story that I couldn’t put it down!!! I can’t wait to finish this series! Slam. Dunk!